The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who
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A typical, though nevertheless unbearable awkwardness follows whereupon the driver says "Riddle me this. A thief has broken into Newcastle United's trophy room where their precious MFI made trophy cabinet proudly stands.
When it came to his turn, the assistant started ringing the contents of his overloaded trolley into the till.If my agony, and that of my fellow fans is to be properly assuaged; If I am to be there next season, chanting and pushing the team on to get promotion back to the Premier League, Lee Charnley must go. My advice, Sir’, said the doctor, ‘Is to get a black bin liner, and put some rotten vegetables in the bottom of it. Come the first day of the season he went back to the forest to get his season ticket but when he got there he found that someone had stolen .
And then there’s McClaren: hapless, hopeless, incompetent, a man who has failed at every level of management.The taxi driver, who sees hundreds of different people every day, smiles politely and replies "Maybe. But he came out and, for the first time last night, admitted that the team he “manages” is crap, not good enough, relegation material. If you have any jokes about the dreadful excuse of a football club that is NUFC then post them here. On the way back she drove the car into the first available layby, undid his zipper and proceeded to perform an erotic act on him. But I’m not a mackem” said the saviour - “Oh,” says the journalist “Smoggie saves mate from dog” - “But I’m not a Smoggie” says the lad.